Post by Michael Hobbar on Dec 9, 2013 22:19:01 GMT -5
To continue our silly traditions here on the board, we shall once again have our holiday special! This is for everyone
A large dark room with a fire, three admins sit in red lether chairs. All have dark red robes on. Dunn puffs his pipe. "I love a good gathering. Good friends, tobacco......and the most expensive caviar her majesty's money can buy!" Dunn then grabs a plate of caviar from the small little table and puts a large spoonful of the stuff into his mouth. His pipe then falls to the floor.
Sean shakes his head and takes his pipe out. "Lord how can you eat that...crap." Vinigan then laughs. "Your one to talk...you the one who loves Danish food. By the way, why do you call me Danish?" he says as Mr. Whiskers the raptor sits loyally by him to his right hand side, and wagging it's tail. "Well....it's stupid just saying dane. Besides I love tweenkies. Now gentlemen you do know why I called you here." Sean then stands up and walks over to the table in the corner of the room and pours himself a cup of eggnog. "Umm let me guess you have an announcement to make." Dunn says as he puts back the pipe in his mouth.
"Actually...yes. What if gentlemen....what if we throw our members a total curve ball." He then goes to sit back down in his seat. "What...you mean like, give em crumpets or something?" Dunn says. "Really...crumpets? Lordy talk about stereotypes" Vinigan says. "No dude, we all know how well they did with our fist Act. What are your thoughts on the next Act or rather the next campaign of Act II. Do you like what I wrote. "
"Um...it's cool dude. But I think it'd be even cooler to have more members who arn't-" Sean puts up a hand towards vinigan and who in turn grabs a pen and paper before giving it to Mr. Whiskers who takes the note in his mouth and hands it to him. Sean tries to pet the raptor before it growls at him and walks away. Sean then reads the note. "Yes that is exactly what we needed!"
"Good boy Whiskers." Vinigan says as the raptor returns to him. "Oh and Sean before we do this we have to do one more thing." Sean then looks over at Dunn who's blowing out smoke. "We should try and do something for the holidays.."
"Oh sure. Let's post some funny videos as I am a poor college student." he says. "Well...wait how the hell are we in a fancy room?" Suddenly the door bursts open with police speaking Sweedish. All of them are pointing their rifles at them. The raptor kills three police men as it is not easy to kill. "Danish........tell them we mean no harm!" "I've told you you stupid american I don't know Sweedish I don't go to Sweeden, Sweedish girls are overrated and how the hell did you manage to get us in here!?"
Sean's eyes suddenly open...looking around he finds he is just in his apartment and says "Dude.....that was sweet!"
A large dark room with a fire, three admins sit in red lether chairs. All have dark red robes on. Dunn puffs his pipe. "I love a good gathering. Good friends, tobacco......and the most expensive caviar her majesty's money can buy!" Dunn then grabs a plate of caviar from the small little table and puts a large spoonful of the stuff into his mouth. His pipe then falls to the floor.
Sean shakes his head and takes his pipe out. "Lord how can you eat that...crap." Vinigan then laughs. "Your one to talk...you the one who loves Danish food. By the way, why do you call me Danish?" he says as Mr. Whiskers the raptor sits loyally by him to his right hand side, and wagging it's tail. "Well....it's stupid just saying dane. Besides I love tweenkies. Now gentlemen you do know why I called you here." Sean then stands up and walks over to the table in the corner of the room and pours himself a cup of eggnog. "Umm let me guess you have an announcement to make." Dunn says as he puts back the pipe in his mouth.
"Actually...yes. What if gentlemen....what if we throw our members a total curve ball." He then goes to sit back down in his seat. "What...you mean like, give em crumpets or something?" Dunn says. "Really...crumpets? Lordy talk about stereotypes" Vinigan says. "No dude, we all know how well they did with our fist Act. What are your thoughts on the next Act or rather the next campaign of Act II. Do you like what I wrote. "
"Um...it's cool dude. But I think it'd be even cooler to have more members who arn't-" Sean puts up a hand towards vinigan and who in turn grabs a pen and paper before giving it to Mr. Whiskers who takes the note in his mouth and hands it to him. Sean tries to pet the raptor before it growls at him and walks away. Sean then reads the note. "Yes that is exactly what we needed!"
"Good boy Whiskers." Vinigan says as the raptor returns to him. "Oh and Sean before we do this we have to do one more thing." Sean then looks over at Dunn who's blowing out smoke. "We should try and do something for the holidays.."
"Oh sure. Let's post some funny videos as I am a poor college student." he says. "Well...wait how the hell are we in a fancy room?" Suddenly the door bursts open with police speaking Sweedish. All of them are pointing their rifles at them. The raptor kills three police men as it is not easy to kill. "Danish........tell them we mean no harm!" "I've told you you stupid american I don't know Sweedish I don't go to Sweeden, Sweedish girls are overrated and how the hell did you manage to get us in here!?"
Sean's eyes suddenly open...looking around he finds he is just in his apartment and says "Dude.....that was sweet!"